OK - Chad and I are doing one of these running dialouges for the Super Bowl. Just on a whim, what the hell.
Today's Menu:
- Frisky Steve's. We had a bottle of champagne, why not mix it with vodka and ginger ale?
- Michelob Amber Bock - thank you John
- Bean Dip prepared ala Shafer. Unfortunately, because we are both fat asses, it is all fat free ingredients, sour cream, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, beans - everything.
- Some sort of pepper salsa. Good stuff, Chad found it at Superfresh
- Jalapeno pie. Please pronounce this "ja-lop-uh-no". Either way it equals delicious.
- Our own personal "Bud Bowl". This faces off Yuengling vs. Sam Adams. I update the progress of the Bud Bowl as I remember it.
Random Thoughts throughout the evening, mostly in chronological order:
- Chad is “MIKE JONES” in NBA Ballers. This might be the best game ever rented. He just dunked on Carmelo Anthony. And yes, we both have real jobs.
- The following jerseys were sighted today at Superfresh – Rams, Kurt Warner; Ravens, Patrick (some personalized crap); Titans, Eddie George; and various Ravens sweatshirts. I came home and put on my Lavar Arrington jersey. I will now drink enough to pretend the Redskins are in the Super Bowl.
- The Black Eyed Peas need MORE COWBELL!!
- I just saw MC Hammer… I mean Hammer…. In a real estate commercial. Apparently he is too legit to quit.
- I want to ask the blind kids how many fingers I am holding up (hint: its one).
- Just in case you finally got the song out of your head from last night – here it is again: Getting Jiggy Wit It – blah blah blah blah blah….
- Lincoln Fry
- “You could argue that WW2 made the US a dynasty” – Chad
- (During the national anthem) “And this is coming from the same field where I booed Jessica Lynch” – Chad
- Dirk Johnson – gotta be a porn star
- Lebron has his own bubble gum? Roy, how did you let this happen???
- Where did Randall Gay go to school? Chad: Grambling. Answer: LSU.
- Godaddy.com
- TO IS healthy
- Turnover, Eagles. Terrible pass by McNabb
- Anything with monkeys in it is hilarious
- If you are ever in your living room, drinking beer, and wondering if Pat can sing Paul McCartney songs… stop wondering. He sucks.
- TD LJ Smith. Chad loses $10 on “first score will NOT be a TD”.
- Second MC Hammer sighting of the evening. Where was the line? “# of appearances by MC Hammer 1.5?”
- MIKE JONES!
- The record should show that Pat picked out Jeff Gordon in the crowd without any prompting from FOX. And he called me a “stupid faggot” for not knowing how to spell Gordon.
- Come on, how can you misspell Gordon? I stand by my name calling
- “I was going to take a picture of my nuts.” --Chad
- FUCK YOU JANET JACKSON – these commercials suck
- “I am Diana Pearl”. I typed this last night. At this point on Monday, I have no idea why I wrote this, if it is funny, and what it means. Hooray alcohol!
- 7-7 Tie. So far, great game
- “Tomorrow” – good commercial by NFLer’s. What did the green room look like on that one? Montana chillin’ with Roethlesberger. Yeah Rook – how do you suck so bad?
- Paul McCartney. Much better than Nipplegate
- MIKE JONES
- Is anyone else tired of these Patriots? Mike Vrabel catching TD’s. GET OVER IT. It is his 5th TD. He’s not the pope people, relax. Yes, the Patriots are good, but please stop dropping to your knees for them.
- Chad got “Bleachers Bums” from NetFlix - looks good. Check back for a review
- Is Jevon Kearse overrated? Maybe. Deion Branch underrated? Absolutely
- I like those Don Cheadle commercials. Great highlights. Whoever let him do a crappy British accent should be shot
- 24-21 Pats FINAL. Oh well. I was pulling for the Eagles. Like many other sports decisions recently, it has been poor. Can you believe Maryland lost to Miami? Geesh.
- Up next, the pageantry of the Pro Bowl
