Tailgating Sports Dept. Ballparks Game Day Thoughts
Standings W L P PCT
PAT 9 15 0 .375
JOHN 9 6 0 .600
CHAD 5 2 0 .714
OVERALL 23 23 0 .500
WEEK 8
Pat's Picks
Paige Burton Slam of the Week
Oregon State -10 vs. Arizona
Mike Riley is the Oregon St. coach. I think this is his second stint there, which is just weird. Plus, they are the Beavers. hehehehehe
Side bet: I forget by Noon on Saturday any notion that I picked this game
Sunshine Follows the Gators Pick of the Week
Georgia +3.5 vs. Florida
OK, no sunshine for them - but UGA gets 3.5 in a game that has an O/U of 41....so, what the hell.
Side bet: Tunde is afraid of Chris Leak because his helmet says Gator.
Homer Lock of the Week
Maryland at Florida State - Under 47.5
Joel Statham might play in this game. And John's boy Lattimore is out. FSU doesn't score a ton.
Side bet: Number of things broken by Chad if Steffy hits the field - 129.5
John's Picks
'Husker? I just met her Pick of the Week
Oklahoma +2 at Nebraska
Do you remember the epic battles between teams coached by Tom Osborne & Barry Switzer? Me neither. I was 8. Also, Barry Switzer & Lawrence Phillips are scheduled for pistols at dawn.
Chris Croquet Pick of the Week
Missouri -6 at Kansas
Chris Bocquet went to Missouri. Why is Kansas City in Missouri? Have fun driving your tractor to the game and throwing wheat at each other. Kansas was admitted to the Union 20 years after Missouri and have lagged behind in football technology ever since. They'd be behind in basketball as well if the inventor of the friggin' sport hadn't worked there.
Chad's Picks
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WEEK 8
Pat's Picks
Mississippi St. -2 vs. Houston LOSS
Texas Tech +15 at Texas LOSS
Michigan +2.5 at Iowa WIN
John's Picks
Washington +30 vs. USC WIN
Michigan State -11.5 vs. Northwestern LOSS
WEEK 7
Pat's Picks
Florida State -7 at Virginia LOSS
Michigan -3 vs. Penn State LOSS
Nebraska -2.5 at Baylor WIN
John's Picks
Oklahoma -6 at Kansas WIN
USC -11.5 at Notre Dame LOSS
WEEK 6
Pat's Picks
Wisconsin -7 at Northwestern LOSS
Ohio State -3.5 at Penn State LOSS
Georgia at Tennesse (Over 40) WIN
John's Picks
Syracuse +6.5 at UConn LOSS
Wisconsin -7 at Northwestern LOSS
WEEK 5
Pat's Picks
Missouri (+14.5) vs. Texas LOSS
Minnesota (-3) at Penn State LOSS
Texas Tech (-18) vs. Kansas LOSS
John's Picks
Texas (-14.5) at Missouri WIN
WEEK 4
Pat's Picks
Ohio (-4) vs. Kent State LOSS
Penn State at Northwestern (-50.5) LOSS
Kentucky (+22.5) vs. Florida WIN
John's Picks
Ohio State -7 vs. Iowa State WIN
Louisville +20.5 at South Florida LOSS
WEEK 3
Pat's Picks
Wisconsin (-3) at North Carolina WIN
Kentucky (+2.5) at Indiana LOSS
Central Michigan (+22) at Penn State LOSS
Temple (+28.5) vs. Toledo WIN
John's Picks
Florida State -1.5 at Boston College WIN
Miami -7 at Clemson LOSS
WEEK 2
John's Picks
Iowa St. +9.5 vs. Iowa WIN
Texas +1.5 at Ohio State WIN
WEEK 1
Chad's Picks
Ohio State -13.5 vs. Miami(OH) WIN
South Florida +22.5 at Penn State WIN
Georgia -7 vs. Boise State WIN
Wyoming +23 at Florida WIN
TCU +26.5 at Oklahoma WIN
UL-Lafayette +40 at Texas LOSS
Miami -3 vs Florida State LOSS
Pat's Picks
Louisville -22 vs. Kentucky LOSS
South Florida -22.5 at Penn State WIN
Miami -3 at Florida State LOSS
Wisconsin -2.5 vs. Bowling Green WIN
Oregon -8.5 at Houston WIN
John's Picks
Wyoming +23 at Florida WIN
UAB +21 at Tennessee WIN

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